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Everything is only for a day ... the universe loves nothing so much as to change things.
— Marcus Aurelius
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.
— Sam Argent
Benjamin Franklin had a thirteen-week plan for moral perfection in which he practiced one virtue every week so as to turn it into a habit.
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So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.
— Jennifer Bosworth
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Man is often not defeated by the storm itself, but by his incapacity to handle the storm!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The shenanigans of the kids, on and off the screen, they all fell in love with each other.
— Mary Ellen Trainor
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
— Dylan Moran
Oh, that was smooth. I'm as subtle as a fart.
— Barry Lyga
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!
— Oscar Wilde
I'll save a spot for you on the hood of my truck.
— Laura Miller
Man is distinguished not only by his reason, but also by this singular passion, from all other animals.
— Thomas Hobbes
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
My wound existed before me;
I was born to embody it. — Joe Bousquet
I was born to embody it. — Joe Bousquet
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle
Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?
— Eugene Mirman