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Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.
— Eduard Heine
Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
— Halliwell Hobbes
Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
— Michael W. Grimard
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
— Morris Bender
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
— Habeeb Akande
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
Live mean or die trying.
— Cameron Jace
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
— Kareena Kapoor
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Good things come to those who hustle
— Chuck Noll
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki
— Nigel Starmer-Smith
This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked.
— David Coleman
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
— Demetri Martin
Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future
— David Coleman
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.
— Thomas Bernhard
Don't take life too seriously.
— RuPaul
The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous.
— Confucius
Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page.
— Mira Monroe
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins
— Des Lynam
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
— Gary Hopkins
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
