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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. — R.v.m.

Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey. — Eduard Heine

Virtue is not solitary; it is bound to have neighbors — Confucius

Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar. — Halliwell Hobbes

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front — Ron Pickering

I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both. — Michael W. Grimard

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery. — Morris Bender

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. — Harvey Diamond

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them. — Confucius

It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon. — Habeeb Akande

A good time for laughing is when you can. — Jessamyn West

Live mean or die trying. — Cameron Jace

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry. — Maria Bamford

The movement of life has to rest in its own music. — Rabindranath Tagore

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables. — Clint Eastwood

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away. — Kareena Kapoor

By the ruler's cultivation of his own character there is set up the example of the course which all should pursue. — Confucius

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. — Rita Rudner

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

Good things come to those who hustle — Chuck Noll

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki — Nigel Starmer-Smith

Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it. — Confucius

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose. — Sandy Lyle

This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked. — David Coleman

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. — Demetri Martin

Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future — David Coleman

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard

Don't take life too seriously. — RuPaul

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record — David Coleman

The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. — Confucius

Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead ... but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time. — Timothy Pina

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind. — Donald Knuth

Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. — Mira Monroe

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White

Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier — Ron Pickering

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless. — Lord Chesterfield

It cannot be when the root is neglected that what springs from it will be well ordered. — Confucius

I'd rather be funny than wise. — Dennis Miller

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking finger of the clock. — David Coleman

He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins — Des Lynam

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl — David Coleman

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. — Lauren DeStefano

The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise. — Richelle E. Goodrich

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. — Antonio Porchia

Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat. — Gary Hopkins

I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through. — Andrew Smith

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. — Malcolm Forbes

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness. — Vijay Balakrishnan

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind. — Confucius

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. — Isaac Asimov