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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. — Larry David

Man. I know they say it's good to take the high road. But it's also good to punch assholes in the face, too. — Ava Lore

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat. — Terry Pratchett

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show. — Mike Tyson

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. — Yahtzee Croshaw

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious. — Rowan Atkinson

We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife. — M.F. Moonzajer

I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of bad things. — Tamra Torero

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

So you do read the papers. Usually kids your age need a bomb up their backsides, but it's good to see you've got your wits about you. — Cecelia Ahern

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. — Gabriel Iglesias

It's funny, but I think my stories - the good ones - they're much smarter than I am. — Etgar Keret

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind. — Donald Knuth

Nice guys finish last but that's what makes them good in bed. — Nicholas M. Bugden

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die. — Jimmy Carr

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. — Dr. Seuss

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it. — James Dashner

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. — Dave Attell

You make good coffee ... You're a slob, but you make good coffee. — Cher

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush

I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it. — Merrie Haskell

What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. — Jason Reitman

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it. — Scott Speer

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good. — Whoopi Goldberg

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link

You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page. — Christopher Moore

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman. — Jesse Andrews

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. — Kurt Vonnegut

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. — Adam Carolla

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker. — Jill Shalvis