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I dream with my eyes open.
— Jules Verne
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
— Mark Twain
So, to all you introverts out there, do not feel embarrassed or boring for being a person who prefers things that are hygge.
— Meik Wiking
Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain.
— Kyousuke Motomi
I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.
— Si Robertson
I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.
— Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Be careful who you get advice from. I get advice from people who are where I want to be.
— Robert Kiyosaki
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas.
— Rob Manuel
There is an opportunity cost in every action.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
MORPHEUS: I did not intend to hurt you,
THESSALY: And what if you did not? Intent and outcome are so rarely coincident. — Neil Gaiman
THESSALY: And what if you did not? Intent and outcome are so rarely coincident. — Neil Gaiman
When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot.
— Markus Zusak
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
— Steven Wright