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Funny But Clean Quotes By Jules Verne: I dream with my eyes open.

I dream with my eyes open. — Jules Verne

Funny But Clean Quotes By Mark Twain: A clean desk is a sign of a

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. — Mark Twain

Funny But Clean Quotes By Meik Wiking: So, to all you introverts out there, do

So, to all you introverts out there, do not feel embarrassed or boring for being a person who prefers things that are hygge. — Meik Wiking

Funny But Clean Quotes By Kyousuke Motomi: Haha, I can't hit you. If I did,

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Funny But Clean Quotes By Si Robertson: I'm the master of distractions. A couple of

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt. — Si Robertson

Funny But Clean Quotes By Mae West: It's hard to be funny when you have

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

Funny But Clean Quotes By Tara Palmer-Tomkinson: I often pay homeless people to come round

I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car. — Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

Funny But Clean Quotes By Robert Kiyosaki: Be careful who you get advice from. I

Be careful who you get advice from. I get advice from people who are where I want to be. — Robert Kiyosaki

Funny But Clean Quotes By Rob Manuel: The difference between you and the funny person

The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas. — Rob Manuel

Funny But Clean Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: There is an opportunity cost in every action.

There is an opportunity cost in every action. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny But Clean Quotes By Adam Rex: Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex

Funny But Clean Quotes By Neil Gaiman: MORPHEUS: I did not intend to hurt you,THESSALY:

MORPHEUS: I did not intend to hurt you,
THESSALY: And what if you did not? Intent and outcome are so rarely coincident. — Neil Gaiman

Funny But Clean Quotes By Redman: You know what make me laugh? Good, clean,

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor. — Redman

Funny But Clean Quotes By Markus Zusak: When a woman with an iron fist tells

When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak

Funny But Clean Quotes By Steven Wright: Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? — Steven Wright

Funny But Clean Quotes By Joan Bauer: Life and death played out before my very

Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer

Funny But Clean Quotes By Amanda Hocking: I love it when you talk clean to

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking