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My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away! — Rodney Dangerfield

I've worked in pubs for years and you get people challenging you. Challenging your masculinity. — Carl Froch

On GOP Tax Cuts: They'll take food out of the mouths of children to give tax cuts to the wealthiest. — Nancy Pelosi

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. — Jerome K. Jerome

Aging is not our fault, but we certainly are guilty of feeling it. — Munia Khan

At Harvard College, I discovered political philosophy as a way of life. — Tom Cotton

Vichy proves one thing: if you don't want to know how low your fellow citizens can fall, and crawl, don't lose a war. — Frederic Raphael

There is no such thing as an 'unemployed writer', only an unemployed mind — Kevin Cowdall

We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. — Emma Chase

I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it — Elle Kennedy

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window! — Henny Youngman

If I happen to come across a garden these days, I burst into bloom. — Rabih Alameddine

You can never be happily married to the one you are not happily in-a-relationship with. — Olaotan Fawehinmi

How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA. — Heather Cocks

Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ... — Robert Pattinson

He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. — L. Frank Baum

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. — Steven Wright

Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny. — Curtis Sittenfeld

Remember. Make him cry uncle.
Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

No one broke his finger and got away with it. — Sarah Masters

My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy works in a funny way like that ~ what once tore me apart was actually what was setting my truth free. — Nikki Rowe

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That's why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money ... — Fabolous

I had a tendency to forget how handsome he was when I was plotting how to peel his skin from the network of muscles and sinew that danced as he moved. — Jocelynn Drake

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back. — J.R. Ward

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling