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Funny Breakup Quotes By Me: I'm so careless that now i don't even

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

Funny Breakup Quotes By Sydney Croft: It took everything Annika had not to charge

It took everything Annika had not to charge herself up with a million volts and turn that little spectral bitch into a smoking blob of ectoplasm. — Sydney Croft

Funny Breakup Quotes By Franz Kafka: A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.[Letter

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.
[Letter to Max Brod, July 5, 1922] — Franz Kafka

Funny Breakup Quotes By Billy Graham: [My wife] is a great student of the

[My wife] is a great student of the Bible. Her life is ruled by the Bible more than any person I've ever known. That's her rule book, her compass. — Billy Graham

Funny Breakup Quotes By William Shakespeare: Good fortune then!To make me blest or cursed'st

Good fortune then!
To make me blest or cursed'st among men. — William Shakespeare

Funny Breakup Quotes By Marissa Mayer: I really love color.

I really love color. — Marissa Mayer

Funny Breakup Quotes By Francois Hollande: Sport allows people to come together, but politics

Sport allows people to come together, but politics divides people. — Francois Hollande

Funny Breakup Quotes By Auliq Ice: Treat me like a joke, watch me leave

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny — Auliq Ice

Funny Breakup Quotes By Mary Edwards Walker: You must come to terms with the reality

You must come to terms with the reality that nothing outside ourselves, be it people or things is actually responsible for our happiness. — Mary Edwards Walker

Funny Breakup Quotes By Margaret Spellings: The long and short of it is, we

The long and short of it is, we need more rigor in all kinds of programs. — Margaret Spellings

Funny Breakup Quotes By Nicki Minaj: I have given my all Funny how you

I have given my all Funny how you could always make me feel small — Nicki Minaj

Funny Breakup Quotes By Pankaj Mishra: In 1980, shortly before my 11th birthday, I

In 1980, shortly before my 11th birthday, I wrote my first essay in English. — Pankaj Mishra

Funny Breakup Quotes By Lindsey Kelk: The point of the list wasn't just to

The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. — Lindsey Kelk

Funny Breakup Quotes By Gena Showalter: Me: I think we should have sex again.Royce:

Me: I think we should have sex again.
Royce: Bad idea.
Me: Why?
Royce: I want more from you than sex.
Me: Goodbye, you prudish bastard. — Gena Showalter

Funny Breakup Quotes By Jasper Fforde: The course of true love rarely runs smooth.

The course of true love rarely runs smooth. — Jasper Fforde

Funny Breakup Quotes By Beth Garrod: Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

Funny Breakup Quotes By Isaac Watts: Some have a violent and turgid manner of

Some have a violent and turgid manner of talking and thinking; they are always in extremes, and pronounce concerning everything in the superlative. — Isaac Watts

Funny Breakup Quotes By Jim McCann: Something's about to end. Or start. I'm not

Something's about to end. Or start. I'm not sure. I just know we're not in the middle anymore. It's safer in the middle. — Jim McCann

Funny Breakup Quotes By David Barron: Whether you know Jack Ryan or you don't

Whether you know Jack Ryan or you don't know Jack Ryan, he's a compelling person to spend time with. — David Barron