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Funny Boy Quotes & Sayings

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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know! — J.K. Rowling

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me omg boner. — Leah Raeder

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1) — Racheal Renwick

When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy! — Rodney Dangerfield

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble. — Rick Riordan

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. — Elbert Hubbard

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions. — Woody Allen

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire. — Steven Wright

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully.
"We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it. — Ransom Riggs

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

Me: "Ngh"
Cal: "Well put."
...... Every Boy's Got One — Meg Cabot

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name. — Fall Out Boy

Nevermind nomenclatures, boy! What a serendipitous situation this is! — T.T. Faulkner

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way. — Dave Barry

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. — Craig Kilborn

How do you do it?" I asked. "You had five minutes to get ready."
"Always prepared." Vee shot me a grin. "I'm a Boy Scout's dream. — Becca Fitzpatrick

Cara: *Flies*
Gen: What? I don't have wings!
Cara: Ofcourse not! You're a boy. — Jim Henson

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. — Mitch Hedberg

I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence. — Patrick DeWitt

He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good. — Cherise Sinclair

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. — Gabriel Iglesias

It was the right and responsible thing to do, so they put it off until later. — Ellen Potter

You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses.
"And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him. — Noel Coward

That boy may have been born on third base but he sure as shit ain't scored a triple. — Sarah Hall

I grew up in a little funny town called Xuzhou, in the countryside, very poor. We didn't have hot water. We were four children: three girls and a boy. — Wendi Deng Murdoch

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. — Steven Wright

This is Leo. I'm the ... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or ... "
"Repair boy."
"Very funny, Piper. — Rick Riordan

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty. — Robert Benchley

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. — Rodney Dangerfield

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to. — Lori Foster

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. — Amy Poehler

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy. — Maura Tierney

The truth of the matter was no boy I knew lived up to the fantasy I'd created from the many books I'd read, and I wasn't going to settle. — Natasha Boyd

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. — Mark Hart

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too." — Charles Dickens

I always loved that boy as if he'd been my
my
my own grandfather. — Charles Dickens

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy? — Jaclyn Moriarty

She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy — Haidji

When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with. — Rodney Dangerfield

Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy. — Michelle Hodkin

If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are. — Cassandra Clare

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together. — Robert A. Heinlein

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no. — Mike Birbiglia