Funny Boy Quotes
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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
— J.K. Rowling
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me omg boner.
— Leah Raeder
What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1)
— Racheal Renwick
When I was born I brought no joy, my father said he wanted a boy!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble.
— Rick Riordan
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
— Elbert Hubbard
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
— Woody Allen
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire.
— Steven Wright
Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic
— L.R. Currell
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
— Adam Young
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
— Craig Kilborn
How do you do it?" I asked. "You had five minutes to get ready.""Always prepared." Vee shot me a grin. "I'm a Boy Scout's dream. — Becca Fitzpatrick
I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence.
— Patrick DeWitt
He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good.
— Cherise Sinclair
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
— Gabriel Iglesias
You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!" Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one. — Emma Chase
It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.
— Noel Coward
I grew up in a little funny town called Xuzhou, in the countryside, very poor. We didn't have hot water. We were four children: three girls and a boy.
— Wendi Deng Murdoch
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
— Steven Wright
This is Leo. I'm the ... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or ... ""Repair boy."
"Very funny, Piper. — Rick Riordan
The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.
— Robert Benchley
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to.
— Lori Foster
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
— Maura Tierney
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."
— Charles Dickens
I always loved that boy as if he'd been mymy
my own grandfather. — Charles Dickens
Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?
— Jaclyn Moriarty
She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy
— Haidji
When I was a kid we were so poor, if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy.
— Michelle Hodkin
If you were half as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you'd be twice as funny as you are.
— Cassandra Clare
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.
— Robert A. Heinlein
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
— Mike Birbiglia