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Funny Box Quotes By Steven Wright: I went to a 7-11 and asked for

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four." — Steven Wright

Funny Box Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with

Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Funny Box Quotes By Anne Gracie: I could still box your ears.""Nonsense," he scoffed.

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

Funny Box Quotes By Milton Jones: I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor

I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV! — Milton Jones

Funny Box Quotes By Bill Bailey: There's more evil in the charts than an

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

Funny Box Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I'd love to be able to fit in

I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Box Quotes By Ernest Bevin: If you open that Pandora's Box you never

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out. — Ernest Bevin

Funny Box Quotes By Adam Rex: There's a little bit of magic in every

There's a little bit of magic in every box! — Adam Rex

Funny Box Quotes By Rhiannon McGavin: I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in

I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations. — Rhiannon McGavin

Funny Box Quotes By Leah Broadby: Memory is like a box of chocolates. They

Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly. — Leah Broadby

Funny Box Quotes By Anthony Liccione: They say to think within the box, but

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. — Anthony Liccione

Funny Box Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I don't want to have my face on

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Box Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You have to change those diapers every day.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! — Jeff Foxworthy

Funny Box Quotes By Dylan Moran: You learn very very quickly that it is

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. — Dylan Moran

Funny Box Quotes By M.J. McGuire: I was a lazy reader as a kid.

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

Funny Box Quotes By Eoin Colfer: It's a game box. They were invented so

It's a game box. They were invented so teenagers wouldn't have to talk to grownups. — Eoin Colfer

Funny Box Quotes By Jussi Adler-Olsen: He'd make her work so hard that a

He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Funny Box Quotes By Marissa Meyer: You mean she doesn't intend to blow me

You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing. — Marissa Meyer

Funny Box Quotes By Rob Sheffield: Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in

Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box! — Rob Sheffield