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Funny Bowling Quotes By Sonya Sones: You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot.And you

You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot.
And you know what?
You're right. — Sonya Sones

Funny Bowling Quotes By Adam Jay Epstein: A door is not a door when it

A door is not a door when it is ajar." There — Adam Jay Epstein

Funny Bowling Quotes By James Russell Lowell: What a sense of security in an old

What a sense of security in an old book which time has criticized for us. — James Russell Lowell

Funny Bowling Quotes By Caity Lotz: I was a dancer before I was an

I was a dancer before I was an actress, so I've always been someone who likes to communicate from my body and movement. — Caity Lotz

Funny Bowling Quotes By Sam Neill: Try and fit in in a New Zealand

Try and fit in in a New Zealand playground with an Armagh accent - it doesn't work. — Sam Neill

Funny Bowling Quotes By Jose Mourinho: Unhappy is a nice word.

Unhappy is a nice word. — Jose Mourinho

Funny Bowling Quotes By Ian Chappell: The other advantage England have got when Phil

The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding — Ian Chappell

Funny Bowling Quotes By Sara Shepard: Jenna can't hear us, she's blind

Jenna can't hear us, she's blind — Sara Shepard

Funny Bowling Quotes By Bernard Baruch: Society can progress if men's labors show a

Society can progress if men's labors show a profit - if they yield more than is put in. To produce at a loss must leave less for all to share. — Bernard Baruch

Funny Bowling Quotes By Bertrand Russell: To choose one sock from each of infinitely

To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed. — Bertrand Russell

Funny Bowling Quotes By CM Punk: You can tell that hold is effective because

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk. — CM Punk

Funny Bowling Quotes By Ranjitsinhji: A run is more difficult to make than

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding. — Ranjitsinhji

Funny Bowling Quotes By Aaron Paul: On a big film, there's almost no way

On a big film, there's almost no way you can meet everyone. On an indie, there are 30 people and no trailers to duck into. — Aaron Paul

Funny Bowling Quotes By Craig McLay: Trying to make her angry is like trying

Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. — Craig McLay

Funny Bowling Quotes By Don Adams: Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental. — Don Adams

Funny Bowling Quotes By Albert Einstein: If you want the answer to anything, go

If you want the answer to anything, go sit in Nature for awhile — Albert Einstein

Funny Bowling Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell

Funny Bowling Quotes By Boomer Esiason: You might not believe it, but there are

You might not believe it, but there are times when I feel the TV and radio shows demand more of me than those Sunday afternoon games. — Boomer Esiason

Funny Bowling Quotes By Rick Riordan: Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim

Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag! — Rick Riordan

Funny Bowling Quotes By Allan Lokos: A modern definition of equanimity: cool. This refers

A modern definition of equanimity: cool. This refers to one whose mind remains stable & calm in all situations. — Allan Lokos