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Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances. — Genevieve Dewey

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. — Dr. Seuss

Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick? — Margaret Atwood

I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. — Buffy Andrews

One right doesn't remedy a thousand wrongs.'

'You should write a book of quotes. — Catherine Doyle

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen — Olivia Cunning

I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams. — Nenia Campbell

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen. — Buffy Andrews

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

Church's boss was a dick too--justice! — R.R. Virdi

The pimple is perfect. — Buffy Andrews

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees. — G.G. Silverman

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99. — Ryan Lilly

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma

If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him. — Mark Jackman

P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug — Jodi Lynn Anderson

(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh** — Gena Showalter

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. — Carla H. Krueger

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did. — Penelope Douglas

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy — Haidji

Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon. — Mark Jackman

You belong in an insane asylum, you know that?"
"Maybe my next case... — R.R. Virdi

Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"

"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown

Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time. — Julia Quinn

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews

Sometimes funny is all you've got. — Amy Harmon