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Sometimes we need to look at everything going wrong in our lives and admit to ourselves, I am the only common denominator here. — Dan Pearce

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. — Kristen Schaal

The less you need, the more you live — Benny Bellamacina

Who wants to blow up a bridge with me? — Brandon Nolta

Bursting into flame would definitely blow my cover. — Rob Thomas

There was a Republican majority of the Senate, and it tempered the nature of the nominations being made. — Spencer Abraham

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth. — Ana Claudia Antunes

An understanding that brought me uncertainty. A knowledge that plagued me with doubt — Me

Well if its the right way round she should push thats all. — Steve Merrick

Well blow me down with a solar flare. — Nenia Campbell

You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing. — Marissa Meyer

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe! — Henny Youngman

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." — Steven Wright

If you so much as look at her funny, I'll blow your fucking face off. We clear? Good. — Mira Grant

That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head. — Christopher Buehlman

Everyone should know
there's no such thing as a decent human being. It's just an illusion. And when it's gone, it's really gone. — Courtney Summers

I wish my nose would blow me for once. — Brian Celio

I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey — Mohlalefi J Motsima

Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut. — Gabrielle Evans

His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm good at blowjob. — Lauren Baker

I know that's a secret, for it's whispered everywhere. — William Congreve

Monet was like a conductor. He painted with quite a straight arm and used bold strokes. — Richard C. Armitage

I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her. — Rachel Vincent

You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is wrong with you? — Meg Cabot

It's much more difficult to have conflict when there are cookies around. — Fredrik Backman

Strictly speaking, my interest is not in legal rights for animals but in a change of heart towards animals. — J.M. Coetzee