Funny Blanket Quotes
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Funny Blanket Quotes & Sayings
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They say the best men are born out of their faults and that they often improve later on, more than if they'd never done anything wrong.
— Fredrik Backman
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
— Nicole McKay
I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
— Nicole McKay
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.
— Nicole McKay
A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler
— Margaret Mitchell
I shall gather myself into my self again, I shall take my scattered selves and make them one. — Sara Teasdale
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'
— Russell Howard
Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.
— Christoph Fischer
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
— Woody Allen
Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists.
— Jose Mourinho
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
— Nicole McKay
You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It's certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!
— Nicole McKay
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
— Nicole McKay
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
— Nicole McKay
In God's kingdom we are not just people He saves but fellow heirs of all that the King has.
— Hugh Halter
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
