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When army review its forces more than 6 months and not attacking the enemy, know it is a danger to his people — Adolf Hitler

Thomas was somewhat relieved. — Lana M. May

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not. — Andy Rooney

Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.

-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade

Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet. — Alex Lane

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. — Marcelene Cox

Success" need not be complicated. Just start with making 1,000 people extremely, extremely happy. — Timothy Ferriss

Doing things for someone else is what I love most about relationships, even more than having stuff done for me. — Daria Snadowsky

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly. — Stephen Schneider

Writing was a chimney for my blazing ambitions. — Storm Jameson

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. — Sam Ewing

After all, you can't really blame the Waffen S.S. for doing what comes naturally. But a funny thing happened on the way to the moral high ground. — Garth Ennis

I had a funny feeling he was sizing up the situation and somehow I was to blame for his sleepy
albeit really,really nice
fondling. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

At the heart of science is accepting only that truth which can be proven. At the heart of faith is define Truth, at its core, as being unprovable. — Brandon Sanderson

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck — Kiersten White

The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself — Joe Royle

Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert