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Moses: God or crowd control?!?
— Mary Ann Shaffer
Republicans went off track. We were spending too much money.
— Steve Chabot
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.
— Robertson Davies
I know what it is to have nothing and plenty.
Always count your blessing and be grateful. — Lailah Gifty Akita
Always count your blessing and be grateful. — Lailah Gifty Akita
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
Everyone takes, everyone gives, such is life.
— Hermann Hesse
If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it.
— Ray Bradbury
What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
— Dave Chappelle
Need will send you even into the arms of your enemy
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
If any task is yet another brick set in the construction of my own monument, it is in all likelihood a brick confiscated from someone else's monument.
— Craig D. Lounsbrough
Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not." ... I guess they were pretty spectacular.
— Gilbert Morris
least not until Sunday afternoon," he said,
— Lili Valente
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.
— Damien Fahey
I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.
— Bill Cosby
The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.
— Nicole McKay