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Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the

You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you. — J.K. Rowling

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Charlotte Stein: She's so elderly that I'm sure she was

She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork. — Charlotte Stein

For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him. — Mark R. Brand

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Hasil Paudyal: Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Connor Franta: It's funny reading about how I behaved in

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Bob Saget: My dad's like, If your mom and I

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? — Bob Saget

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Jenna Bush: From my dad ... I think we have

From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! — Jenna Bush

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Patrick Thomas: Life's funny that way, kind of like a

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Rachel Hawkins: I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do

I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?'
'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ... — Rachel Hawkins

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad

Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Carl Barron: My dad was proud of himself when he

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Paula Pell: I grew up with an extremely funny dad,

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. — Paula Pell

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Kiefer Sutherland: I didn't grow up with my dad, so

I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life. — Kiefer Sutherland

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Peter Gallagher: I love playing a dad. It's hard to

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. — Peter Gallagher

Funny Best Dad Ever Quotes By Bryce Dallas Howard: Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one

Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one of my dad's good friends, and he's very warm and funny. — Bryce Dallas Howard