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People are born and married, and live and die, in the midst of an uproar so frantic that you would think they would go mad of it.
— William Dean Howells
Kids can be harsh, especially when they get jealous.
— Alia Shawkat
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard
— Bill Bailey
I conduct faster so you can see my beat.
— Eugene Ormandy
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
— Charles Barkley
Think of what starlight And lamplight would lack
Diamonds and fireflies
If they couldn't lean against Black ... — Mary O'Neill
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
— Lois Greiman
You are a very threatening princess.""Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy
I have spent my days stringing and unstringing my instrument while the song I cam to sing remains unsung.Rabindranath Tagore — Christina Carson
Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child.
— John P. Sousa
It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.
— Holly Hood
Music was my one way to vent.
— Becky G
I feel like there's so many places to shop today that just feel like an Excel spreadsheet put between four walls.
— Sophia Amoruso
My father used to beat me with his belt ... while it was still on him.
— Zach Galifianakis
There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school.
— Mike Birbiglia
Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!
— Stephen Colbert
Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to.
— Lori Foster
Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight.
— Shannon K. Butcher
Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her.
— Stacey Wallace Benefiel
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
— Dave Chappelle
If forced to choose, Giacometti once said, he would rescue a cat from a burning building before a Rembrandt.
— David Markson
Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board.
— Stephen King
I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.
— Carrie Harris
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
— Martin Lawrence
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
— Jim Norton
