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People are born and married, and live and die, in the midst of an uproar so frantic that you would think they would go mad of it. — William Dean Howells

Kids can be harsh, especially when they get jealous. — Alia Shawkat

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard — Bill Bailey

I conduct faster so you can see my beat. — Eugene Ormandy

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. — Andrew Sturm

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. — Walter Moers

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife. — Charles Barkley

Think of what starlight
And lamplight would lack
Diamonds and fireflies
If they couldn't lean against Black ... — Mary O'Neill

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. — Lois Greiman

You are a very threatening princess."
"Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other." — Rita Rudner

I have spent my days stringing and unstringing my instrument while the song I cam to sing remains unsung.
Rabindranath Tagore — Christina Carson

Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child. — John P. Sousa

It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog. — Holly Hood

Music was my one way to vent. — Becky G

I feel like there's so many places to shop today that just feel like an Excel spreadsheet put between four walls. — Sophia Amoruso

My father used to beat me with his belt ... while it was still on him. — Zach Galifianakis

There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. — Mike Birbiglia

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny — Dan Povenmire

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days
Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya

When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot. — Tim Conway

Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass! — Stephen Colbert

...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... — Joel N. Ross

Manners, boy. I'll beat them into you if I have to. — Lori Foster

Okay. Take a peek, but I swear if you try anything funny, I'll beat your head in with my flashlight. — Shannon K. Butcher

Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games in same week. — Norman Chad

Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her. — Stacey Wallace Benefiel

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack. — Dave Chappelle

If forced to choose, Giacometti once said, he would rescue a cat from a burning building before a Rembrandt. — David Markson

Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. — Stephen King

I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual. — Carrie Harris

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence

I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil. — Jim Norton

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin. — Jerry Coleman

Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind? — Eugene Ormandy