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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors. — Bauvard

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett

It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them. — Robert McCammon

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven? — Zach Galifianakis

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it. — Madeline Kahn

Believe in yourself and don't care about haters. — Perrie Edwards

Funny how you dig yourself into a hole by the teaspoon. — Lionel Shriver

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. — Anton Chekhov

Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don't bother introducing yourself. — Bauvard

I'm not trying to be ridiculous or funny, but it was rather pleasant to find yourself in isolation, in solitary. — Joseph Brodsky

If you learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be entertained for a lifetime. — Lee McLaughlin

Remove yourself, sir! — David McCullough

If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!" — Mitch Hedberg

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself. — Ian Frazier

No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with. — M.F. Moonzajer

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny. — Wayne Knight

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting. — Adam Carolla

It's funny how much you attach yourself to everyone around you when you film. — Jared Gilman

Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. — Simon Le Bon

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. — Eric Allman

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. — Chris Rock

You laugh when I haven't been funny and you answer right off. You never stop to think what
I've asked you. — Ray Bradbury

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

I'm pretty private about my neuroses. You're not neurotic if you talk to yourself - everyone does - you're only neurotic if you hear an answer. — Rachel Weisz

The fate of the world depends upon whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives ..." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant — Derek Landy

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky. — Paul Neilan

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. — Wilson Mizner

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

I am who I am and I am who I was, and I am who I will always be! — Emrys

It's funny to me that power comes from sitting behind a desk. It should come from spending yourself. — Kirsty Eagar

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. — Matthew Lillard

There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself. — Pawan Mishra

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." — Johnny Carson

It's pretty funny, just driving by in a cab, and you see a huge billboard of yourself on the side of a hotel, like a 100-by-100 poster hanging up. — Patrick Kane

Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies. — Nigella Lawson

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. — Zaha Hadid

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself. — Jennifer Garner

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. — Eoin Colfer

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny — Benny Bellamacina

T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself. — Amanda Carpenter

She doesn't get it. Being funny when you don't mean to be is terrible. Having to laugh at yourself along with everyone else is humiliating. — Lynda Mullaly Hunt

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

Keep calm and be yourself — Jasmine Lozano

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself. — James St. James

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. — Franklin P. Jones

Learn from the masters, learn from your contemporaries. Always try to update yourself. — James Stewart