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Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces.
— Michael Pinball Clemons
There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.'
— Timothy Simons
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
— Natasha Leggero
People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up.
— Mary Steenburgen
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ... but enjoying the music".
— Demetri Martin
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
— Ken Kesey
There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It
— Chuck Klosterman
There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
— Garrison Keillor
Funny how a woman can be bold as an army when there's a need fer it, and yet so gentle.
— Jodi Picoult
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
— Andy Borowitz
I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig," Mangiz fumed."Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!! — Brian Jacques
Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet!
— Sara Sheridan
There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls' underwear shouldn't be one of them.
— Rin Chupeco
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
— Kristen Chandler
If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.
— Adam McKay
Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.
— Dave Barry
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
— Werley Nortreus
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
— Russell Howard
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny.
— Busy Philipps
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
— Robert Breault
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
— Adam Carolla
There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
— Darynda Jones
Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash.
— Kenny Everett
Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny.
— Ari Graynor
Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die.
— Lora Leigh
There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.
— Billy Collins
Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there!
— Joel N. Ross
Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.
— Charles Barkley
You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam
— Kady Cross
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time.
— Marsha Thomason
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
— Michelle Pfeiffer
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
— Tom Hanks
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through ... There needs to be a monster truck option.
— Jeph Jacques
I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.
— Whoopi Goldberg
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
— George Carlin
Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it's gonna be funny seeing them eat their words.
— Derrick Rose
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
— Chevy Chase
At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint.
— Michael Fassbender
If you fall, I'll be the there
— Floor
There can be funny moments during sad stories
— Ammon Shea
Is there any good news?' Tesla said.Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
— Matt LeBlanc
