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Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces. — Michael Pinball Clemons

There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.' — Timothy Simons

Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows. — Natasha Leggero

People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up. — Mary Steenburgen

It's true - there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows. — Cheryl Cory

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ... but enjoying the music". — Demetri Martin

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich. — Tom Robbins

There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be funny. It — Chuck Klosterman

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes. — Garrison Keillor

Funny how a woman can be bold as an army when there's a need fer it, and yet so gentle. — Jodi Picoult

The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. — Andy Borowitz

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig," Mangiz fumed.
"Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!! — Brian Jacques

There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium. — Trevor Noah

Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet! — Sara Sheridan

Over the coun-ter, she might let you mount-her, but in the morning, there'll be no more whoring, as its off to the doc-ter for warts of your cock-ter — Sarah Hall

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning. — Dane Cook

There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls' underwear shouldn't be one of them. — Rin Chupeco

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. — Adam Rex

If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be. — Adam McKay

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe. — Dave Barry

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo. — Noel Fielding

You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you. — Werley Nortreus

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate — Pablo

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers. — Russell Howard

As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny. — Busy Philipps

It just seems to me that there's no particular reason comedy albums should be dead. There's a lot to laugh at. We have very funny people, still. — Eric Idle

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian. — Adam Carolla

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. — Darynda Jones

It's funny to be pigeonholed so late in life but there we are. — Maggie Smith

Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash. — Kenny Everett

Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. — Ari Graynor

If all the world's a stage, there must be one exhausted stage manager somewhere! — Tom Althouse

There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. — Anton Chekhov

Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die. — Lora Leigh

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine. — Flip Wilson

There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny. — Billy Collins

Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! — Joel N. Ross

I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love. — Jenny Slate

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive. — Charles Barkley

You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam — Kady Cross

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier. — Will Ferrell

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. — Richard Lerner

There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time. — Marsha Thomason

Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come. — Kyle Johnson

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny. — Michelle Pfeiffer

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. — Tom Hanks

It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it? — Marisa Calin

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through ... There needs to be a monster truck option. — Jeph Jacques

I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them. — Whoopi Goldberg

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. — Larry David

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with — George Carlin

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it's gonna be funny seeing them eat their words. — Derrick Rose

Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games in same week. — Norman Chad

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase

At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint. — Michael Fassbender

If you fall, I'll be the there — Floor

There can be funny moments during sad stories — Ammon Shea

Is there any good news?' Tesla said.
Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. — Matt LeBlanc

She's around here somewhere. Check your pockets. She could be there. Sometimes she falls into these cracks between the floorboards. — Maggie Stiefvater

After all, if spinster chaperons required their own spinster chaperons there simply wouldn't be enough to go around. — Anne Stuart