Funny Battery Quotes
Collection of top 9 famous quotes about Funny Battery
Funny Battery Quotes & Sayings
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I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
— Mitch Hedberg
I have composed several pieces which are performed outdoors, not only in the auditoria.
— Karlheinz Stockhausen
I should know better than to lie. But a lie is what they need to carry on, and if my deceit saves even one of them, it is worth the cost to my soul.
— Victoria Aveyard
Remember this - the truth of what really happens anywhere at any time can never be retrieved or known. All that matters are the reviews.
— Ian C. Esslemont
He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle them.
— Josephine Myles
My brain feels like a bomb, night and day. It must expand! It must expand! A man's brain must expand, if it breaks up the universe.
— G.K. Chesterton
I am not invested with dictatorial powers. If I were, I should be quite ready to dictate.
— Winston Churchill
