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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast. — Jerry Coleman

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this. — Jerry Coleman

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. — Jerry Coleman

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has. — Jerry Coleman

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it. — Jerry Coleman

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split. — Jerry Coleman

There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. — Jerry Coleman

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly. — Jerry Coleman

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory. — Jerry Coleman

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry! — Jerry Coleman

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures. — Jerry Coleman

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other. — Jerry Coleman

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. — Yogi Berra

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. — Jerry Coleman

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. — Jerry Coleman

People think [baseball players] make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. — Pete Incaviglia

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light. — Yogi Berra

The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0. — Jerry Coleman

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning. — Jerry Coleman

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight. — Jerry Coleman

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. — Jerry Coleman

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts. — Jerry Coleman

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus. — Jerry Coleman

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul. — Jerry Coleman

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck. — Jerry Coleman

He can be lethal death. — Jerry Coleman

Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting. — Jerry Coleman

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I have no idea what that is. — Luis Polonia

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all? — Vin Scully

Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. — Jerry Coleman

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit. — Jerry Coleman

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway. — Jerry Coleman

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500. — Jerry Coleman

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. — Harry Caray

McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back. — Jerry Coleman

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel. — Joe E. Lewis

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office. — Jerry Coleman

The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit. — Rogers Hornsby

Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy. — Warren Spahn

That home run ties it up, 1-0. — Jerry Coleman

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4. — Jerry Coleman

You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it. — Alex Rodriguez

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. — Yogi Berra

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?" — Lefty Gomez

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife. — Earl Weaver

Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut. — Jerry Coleman

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider. — Jerry Coleman

Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done. — Jerry Coleman

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him. — Jerry Coleman

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon. — Jerry Coleman

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball. — Jerry Coleman

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk! — Jerry Coleman

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around. — Jerry Coleman

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental." — Yogi Berra

Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is. — Jerry Coleman

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you. — Jerry Coleman

If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did. — Jerry Coleman

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him. — Jerry Coleman

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican? — Jerry Coleman

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be. — Jerry Coleman

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first. — Jerry Coleman

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb. — Jerry Coleman

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin. — Jerry Coleman

He many not be hurt as much as he really is. — Jerry Coleman

From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye. — Jerry Coleman

The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri. — Jerry Coleman

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon. — Jerry Coleman

We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here! — Jerry Coleman

They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe. — Jerry Coleman

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. — Jerry Coleman

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century. — Jerry Coleman

Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch! — Jerry Coleman

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it. — Jerry Coleman

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader. — Jerry Coleman

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up. — Jerry Coleman

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening. — Jerry Coleman

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. — Jerry Coleman

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play. — Jerry Coleman

Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs. — Tim McCarver

The ballgame is over ... in this inning. — Jerry Coleman

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. — Jerry Coleman

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything. — Jerry Coleman

I managed a team that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. — Rich Donnelly

When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny? — Sydney J. Harris

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3. — Jerry Coleman

The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight! — Jerry Coleman

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to. — Jerry Coleman

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles. — Jerry Coleman

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4. — Jerry Coleman

Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is. — Jerry Coleman

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number. — Jerry Coleman

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't. — Yogi Berra

What a great hitch to pit! — Jerry Coleman

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston. — Jerry Coleman