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Funny Awards Quotes & Sayings
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Life gives you enough hard knocks so it's unlikely you'll stay that sure of yourself.
— Jeanette Winterson
Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles)
— Robert Pattinson
I already played James Dean in a film called Race with Destiny, but it hasn't come out yet.
— Casper Van Dien
The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.
— Joan Rivers
It is important to be in tune with the happiness within.
— Aporva Kala
There are always new, grander challenges to confront, and a true winner will embrace each one.
— Mia Hamm
Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards.
— Jodi Picoult
If you want absolutes, you have to invent them yourself.
— Marty Rubin
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
— Yogi Berra
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
— Henny Youngman