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August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.
— Ichiro Suzuki
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"
— Frank Carson
If we can die at any minute," I said, "why are you wasting your life dreading it? Why don't you just live while you have the chance?
— Rose Christo
You young romantics find your "soul" in the strangest places.
— Emilie Autumn
I've always been kind of a shy guy. Not very outgoing. I might not start a conversation, but if somebody else does, I'll chat away.
— Retief Goosen
When nonviolence is accepted as the law of life, it must pervade the whole being and not be applied to isolated acts.
— Mahatma Gandhi
No teacher, preacher, parent, friend, or wise man can decide what's right for you.
— Shel Silverstein
Learned arguments do not make a man holy and righteous, whereas a good life makes him dear to God.
— Thomas A Kempis
That, and you have quite the temper."I play fully punched his arm. "Watch it, before you really feel my wrath. — August Westman
Being a comfort is itself comforting. Having someone find a place on your shoulder and be able to rest.
— David Levithan
If virtue no delighted beauty lack, Your son-in-law is far more fair than black.
— William Shakespeare
The fact that you and I are acquaintances only interested and amused the ghosts further. Gossip bunch, really.
— August Westman
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?
— Heather Mills
For me, the path of failure exceeded by far the joys of success. My plight was hopeless.
— Dominick Dunne
It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.
— Stephen Leacock
