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Funny Attic Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I'm meeting the attic before I meet the

I'm meeting the attic before I meet the girl. — Colleen Hoover

Funny Attic Quotes By Tori Amos: I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have

I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes. — Tori Amos

Funny Attic Quotes By Olivia Newport: Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

Funny Attic Quotes By Eric Jerome Dickey: Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent

Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent a verb, then get a roll of duct tape slapped on that broken English. — Eric Jerome Dickey

Funny Attic Quotes By Paul Henderson: The Lord expects us to enjoy our lives.

The Lord expects us to enjoy our lives. He says there will be some brutal times, but we shouldn't get all bent out of shape about it. — Paul Henderson

Funny Attic Quotes By Patrick Henry: It is when a people forget God that

It is when a people forget God that tyrants forge their chains. — Patrick Henry

Funny Attic Quotes By Aesop: Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit;

Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit; and it is but common prudence to see our way out before we venture in. — Aesop

Funny Attic Quotes By E.L. James: You smell heavenly. I slept on your side

You smell heavenly. I slept on your side of your side of the bed because your pillow smells of you. — E.L. James

Funny Attic Quotes By K. Syrah: Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure

Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it. — K. Syrah

Funny Attic Quotes By Frederick Douglass: People might not get all they work for

People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get. — Frederick Douglass

Funny Attic Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I cleaned the attic with the wife the

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair. — Tommy Cooper

Funny Attic Quotes By Bobby Flay: For me, it's all about moderation. I don't

For me, it's all about moderation. I don't kick things out of my diet, like carbs. But I'm not going to eat fast food. — Bobby Flay

Funny Attic Quotes By Ella Dominguez: I try to remember what my mother said

I try to remember what my mother said about sympathy and putting myself in someone else's shoes. — Ella Dominguez

Funny Attic Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Every flower is a love of a dancing

Every flower is a love of a dancing sun, ready to kindle your heart. — Debasish Mridha