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Apparently officers are not 'men'. Officers are 'officers'.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
I am not fond of speaking about politics because I don't have in my possession an army of 200,000 soldiers.
— Franz Liszt
My father got me involved in the game when I was four years old.
— Natalie Gulbis
Funny how a woman can be bold as an army when there's a need fer it, and yet so gentle.
— Jodi Picoult
My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully.
— Abraham Lincoln
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
— Spike Milligan
Basilard, can you cover our trail? Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army. — Lindsay Buroker
I watch ESPN all day. If you come into my trailer, ESPN is on. That's the first thing I do when I leave the set.
— Regina King
There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people's excuses.
— Christian Friedrich Hebbel
I pretty much make time for that weekly manicure.
— Yancy Butler
America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.
— Allen Ginsberg
We are all regular people, Pia,' she laughs. 'But we are notregular wives. — Aditi Mathur Kumar
Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother.
— Michael Leunig
I stood and watchedthe final sunset as the
world was ending
light that once would fall
was now ascending — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
She says with that mistyfar-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
— Billy Connolly
I just kind of hang out, watch movies and play golf.
— Rickie Fowler
The first requirement in using statistics is that the facts treated shall be reduced to comparable units.
— Claude Bernard
I'm pretty used to people not liking having their picture taken. I mean, if you do like to have your picture taken, I worry about you.
— Annie Leibovitz
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?
— Eddie Izzard
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar