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Apparently officers are not 'men'. Officers are 'officers'. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

I am not fond of speaking about politics because I don't have in my possession an army of 200,000 soldiers. — Franz Liszt

My father got me involved in the game when I was four years old. — Natalie Gulbis

Funny how a woman can be bold as an army when there's a need fer it, and yet so gentle. — Jodi Picoult

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. — Abraham Lincoln

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. — Spike Milligan

Death does frame a person and somehow it is the good that stays. — May Sarton

Basilard, can you cover our trail?
Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army. — Lindsay Buroker

My mum's family would all get together, with guitars, harmonica, mandolins and upright bass and play old blues and folk songs. That was normal to me. — Dan Auerbach

I watch ESPN all day. If you come into my trailer, ESPN is on. That's the first thing I do when I leave the set. — Regina King

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Whoever wants to be a judge of human nature should study people's excuses. — Christian Friedrich Hebbel

I pretty much make time for that weekly manicure. — Yancy Butler

America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel. — Allen Ginsberg

We are all regular people, Pia,' she laughs. 'But we are not
regular wives. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother. — Michael Leunig

I stood and watched
the final sunset as the
world was ending
light that once would fall
was now ascending — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. — Billy Connolly

I just kind of hang out, watch movies and play golf. — Rickie Fowler

The first requirement in using statistics is that the facts treated shall be reduced to comparable units. — Claude Bernard

I'm pretty used to people not liking having their picture taken. I mean, if you do like to have your picture taken, I worry about you. — Annie Leibovitz

There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it? — Eddie Izzard

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar