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Apparently officers are not 'men'. Officers are 'officers'. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

How they made
out of shamelessness something
beautiful, for as long as they could. — Carl Phillips

Tim and Raine are coming in."
"Are they insane?"
"Apparently. — Susan Bischoff

Shalt think otherwise when thou hast a man of thine own, I warrant you,' said the knight, apparently thinking this very funny. — C.S. Lewis

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical. — Jerry Seinfeld

Luck follows those who seldom include it in their plans. — Ravinder Singh

You're better than this. Better than whatever it is you're going to do now. — Richelle Mead

Apparently the part of the brain that identified things as funny kept running as a background process even when its contributions were useless. — Neal Stephenson

She stretched, pulling out her earbuds, which apparently in Lykae was code for 'Interogate me,' because the questions, they came a-calling. — Kresley Cole

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" — Jimmy Carr

Once the war against Saddam begins, we expect every American to support our military, and if they can't do that, to shut Up. — Bill O'Reilly

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look ... and apparently, where NOT to look. — Meg Cabot

When completed, the budget must provide the services we have promised to our constituents. — Jane D. Hull

I have more ideas than I know what to do with. I guess I'm a bit of a fantasist and a daydreamer - all sorts of things come to me during the day. — Dasha Zhukova

It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague. — Heidi Cullinan

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. — Darynda Jones

Apparently when it's two people, it's quirky and funny, but when it's a person doing the same stuff on her own, it's rebellious and antisocial. — Katie Alender

Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage. — Dana Goodyear

What good is strength if you have no sense? — Alexandra Bracken

Of course we did everything right, insofar as we were able to imagine what "right" was. — Donald Barthelme