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My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Although I am a person who expected to be rooted in one spot forever, as it has turned out I love having the memories of living in many places.
— Frances Mayes
A culture, we all know, is made by its cities.
— Derek Walcott
A friendship between a man and a woman was what you called it when one had been pursuing the other for a long time and never gotten anywhere.
— Joe Abercrombie
There was something transporting about the act of creating something from nothing.
— Nicholas Sparks
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Ring the bells that still can ring.
— Leonard Cohen
A day without love is like a day without life.
— Debasish Mridha
God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.
— Anthony Jeselnik
