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Funny Answers Quotes By Evan Esar: Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers. — Evan Esar

Funny Answers Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: To be, or not to be: what a

To be, or not to be: what a question! — E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Answers Quotes By Demetri Martin: Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin

Funny Answers Quotes By Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Funny Answers Quotes By Jennifer Olds: Life has a funny way of giving us

Life has a funny way of giving us answers when we haven't even asked the questions. — Jennifer Olds

Funny Answers Quotes By Alexander Gordon Smith: I helped you because you're new, and because

I helped you because you're new, and because when there's two people in a cell then there's only a fifty percent chance they'll take you. — Alexander Gordon Smith

Funny Answers Quotes By Niall Ferguson: I have three kids in Britain, and I

I have three kids in Britain, and I am there at least once a month. — Niall Ferguson

Funny Answers Quotes By Debasish Mridha: When we learn to use the power of

When we learn to use the power of love then the world will see the peace. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Answers Quotes By Ilona Andrews: An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade:

An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers. — Ilona Andrews

Funny Answers Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Reducing other beings to their component parts.

Reducing other beings to their component parts. — Charlaine Harris

Funny Answers Quotes By Edgar Fiedler: Ask five economists and you'll get five different

Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard. — Edgar Fiedler

Funny Answers Quotes By John Green: Funny thing, talking to ghosts," he said. "You

Funny thing, talking to ghosts," he said. "You can't tell if you're making up their answers or if they are really talking to you. — John Green

Funny Answers Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Never forget to express your gratitude for your

Never forget to express your gratitude for your blessings. — Debasish Mridha