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You will never be satisfied with anything less than the highest you can attain. — Apoorve Dubey

Is it not demonstrated that a true flying machine, self-raising, self-sustaining, self-propelling, is physically impossible? — Joseph LeConte

I love a man with stubble. It's very sexy. — Valerie Azlynn

There is no truth that has not its source in the Author of all truth. — Karl G. Maeser

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small. — Nenia Campbell

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. — Woody Allen

Orange: Uh Oh
Mario: Uh oh what?
Orange ... Uh-Oh spaghettio's
*LAUGH*
Mario: Not Funny — Annoying Orange

He really did posses the ability to be extremely annoying when he set his mind to it. — Jen Turano

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results. — James Patterson

The wife is the key of the house. — George Herbert

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

- You are exceedingly annoying.
- Thank you.
- It was not a compliment. — Jen Turano

What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology. — Kevin Mitnick

Funny how older brothers could still be annoying even after everyone was all grown-up. — Elizabeth Camden

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud — Annoying Orange

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying ... " — Mike Birbiglia

Spending time outdoors makes you feel great. — Elizabeth Hurley

FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny. — Kristen Ashley

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying. — Mitch Hedberg

There's a Hasidic proverb: 'While we pursue happiness, we flee from contentment.'" Jacob — Jonathan Safran Foer

That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world. — Siobhan Vivian

You funny thing! So selfish, so practical. Never mind. I will not ask you to kill me, for you would surely find it an annoying task. — Nisi Shawl

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

I don't envision a very long life for myself. I think my life will run out before my work does. I've designed it that way. — Townes Van Zandt

I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand