Funny Annoying Quotes
Collection of top 27 famous quotes about Funny Annoying
Funny Annoying Quotes & Sayings
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Is it not demonstrated that a true flying machine, self-raising, self-sustaining, self-propelling, is physically impossible?
— Joseph LeConte
I love a man with stubble. It's very sexy.
— Valerie Azlynn
He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.
— Nenia Campbell
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
— Woody Allen
Orange: Uh OhMario: Uh oh what?
Orange ... Uh-Oh spaghettio's
*LAUGH*
Mario: Not Funny — Annoying Orange
A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.
— James Patterson
The wife is the key of the house.
— George Herbert
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
— Kim Young-kwang
What I found personally to be true was that it's easier to manipulate people rather than technology.
— Kevin Mitnick
Funny how older brothers could still be annoying even after everyone was all grown-up.
— Elizabeth Camden
You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud
— Annoying Orange
Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying ... "
— Mike Birbiglia
Spending time outdoors makes you feel great.
— Elizabeth Hurley
FYI, baby, havin' your attitude back is so far from annoying, it's not fuckin' funny.
— Kristen Ashley
I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.
— Mitch Hedberg
There's a Hasidic proverb: 'While we pursue happiness, we flee from contentment.'" Jacob
— Jonathan Safran Foer
That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world.
— Siobhan Vivian
Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast.
— Brenda Lochinger
I don't envision a very long life for myself. I think my life will run out before my work does. I've designed it that way.
— Townes Van Zandt
