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Why can't you place a blessing like that on us," I asked.
"It only works on wild animals,"
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. — Rick Riordan

Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way. — Shaun Tan

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

Animals raise their children, too. I don't know why they keep them around. Kill 'em and be done with it. — Liz Braswell

Dare to seek answers to your questions. — Lailah Gifty Akita

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed. — Zach Cregger

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Never believe for a second that your weak, within all of us we have a reserve of inner hidden strength, — Victoria Addino

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

What we once fling away never comes again to us. — Ethel M. Dell

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. — Michael Morpurgo

He has demonstrated his own weakness: an inability to read a novel on its own terms. All he knows is judgment, — Azar Nafisi

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg

Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked — Peedie William

All artists are illusionists of one kind or another. — Mike Svob

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes