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Funny Animals And Quotes By Rick Riordan: Why can't you place a blessing like that

Why can't you place a blessing like that on us," I asked.
"It only works on wild animals,"
"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. — Rick Riordan

Funny Animals And Quotes By Shaun Tan: Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living

Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way. — Shaun Tan

Funny Animals And Quotes By David Sedaris: I love things made out of animals. It's

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. — David Sedaris

Funny Animals And Quotes By Demetri Martin: When they were naming the animals, somebody got

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

Funny Animals And Quotes By Liz Braswell: Animals raise their children, too. I don't know

Animals raise their children, too. I don't know why they keep them around. Kill 'em and be done with it. — Liz Braswell

Funny Animals And Quotes By Bill Cosby: My father would pass gas and then blame

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

Funny Animals And Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Animals And Quotes By Chris Matakas: We tend to view ourselves as this, lying

We tend to view ourselves as this, lying in contradiction with everything that is not ourselves, that. — Chris Matakas

Funny Animals And Quotes By Adam McKay: Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals

Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny. — Adam McKay

Funny Animals And Quotes By Craig Thompson: I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals. — Craig Thompson

Funny Animals And Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: Do animals understand the concept of dreams or

Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? — Christy Leigh Stewart

Funny Animals And Quotes By PJ Harvey: I'm doing quite a lot of painting on

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals. — PJ Harvey

Funny Animals And Quotes By Jess C. Scott: I felt like an animal, and animals don't

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Funny Animals And Quotes By Mickey Drexler: Christopher Columbus discovered America in a blue-and-white sailor

Christopher Columbus discovered America in a blue-and-white sailor shirt, and since then, men have been wearing blue and white shirts. — Mickey Drexler

Funny Animals And Quotes By Ryan Lilly: The best cure for a stick up your

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

Funny Animals And Quotes By Michael Morpurgo: Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining.

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. — Michael Morpurgo

Funny Animals And Quotes By Gail Carriger: He has been mad for you these many

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger

Funny Animals And Quotes By Jon Ronson: Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.

Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified. — Jon Ronson

Funny Animals And Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Animals And Quotes By Victoria Scott: I point a finger at her. "Thanks, babe.""I

I point a finger at her. "Thanks, babe."
"I am not your babe."
"Whatev. — Victoria Scott

Funny Animals And Quotes By Oliver Gaspirtz: Dogs are angels full of poop.

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

Funny Animals And Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I think animal crackers make people think that

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Animals And Quotes By Peedie William: Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where

Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked — Peedie William

Funny Animals And Quotes By Harold Speed: Every obstacle must at first be put in

Every obstacle must at first be put in the path of the aspiring artist. For it is only those whom you cannot discourage who are worth encouraging. — Harold Speed

Funny Animals And Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes