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You don't become a saint by comparing yourself to a sinner. — Mark Hart

Hot, raunchy and funny. - GiveMeBooks — Scarlett Avery

She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright

A Pulitzer Prize is awaiting the journalist who can find an American who dies of hunger, and probably the Nobel Prize for literature as well. — Tom Bethell

If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks. — Patricia Briggs

The intellectual advancement of man depends on how often he can exchange an old superstition for a new truth. — Robert Green Ingersoll

You want a better world ... ? Legalize pot right now ... end the deficit? Legalize pot right now ... biggest cash crop in America. — Bill Hicks

I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. — Kenya Wright

You're gonna have to serve somebody. — Bob Dylan

We weren't raised to take, we were raised to give the shirt off our back to anyone in need. — Brantley Gilbert

attribution theory — Ben Dattner

Stephen ... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive? — Bryan Lee O'Malley

Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down. — Jodi Picoult

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

I hope that you have re-read the Constitution of the United States in these past few weeks. Like the Bible, it ought to be read again and again. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

A CHRISTMAS CAROL — Charles Dickens