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He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was. — Filippo Bologna

Civilization begins with distillation — William Faulkner

Yes, in all my research, the greatest leaders looked inward and were able to tell a good story with authenticity and passion. — Depak Chopras

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child

Everybody funny, now you funny too. — George Thorogood

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

We get more oil from Canada than any country. — Paul Cellucci

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.

-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade

Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol. — Kirt J. Boyd

Your first duty to God, to yourself, and to the world is to make yourself as great a personality, in every way, as you possibly can. — Wallace D. Wattles

Life's greatest adventure is love. Loving each other, loving others. And being loved--first by God, then by each other. There's no better purpose. — Melissa Tagg

That's what happens when you free people from the restraints of time. They make their own rigid schedule. — Keigo Higashino

Get it out of your historic head. — Imogen Cunningham

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami

I would never do crack ... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly. — Doug Stanhope

I live on shameless flattery ... and vodka ... but the two usually go hand in hand. — Vicktor Alexander

The moment my eyes fell on him, I was content. — Edith Wharton

If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends ... if you're doing that then you're succeeding. — Amy Poehler

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

It takes sometime and a lot of looking around but you eventually find that your home is alot more just the house you live in. — Gabriel Ba

Because we have only one (life) we go about blundering along him nervous haste. — John Taliaferro

Pain and death are part of life. To reject them is to reject life itself. — Havelock Ellis

Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol. — Bauvard

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable. — Michaela Haze

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does. — Conan O'Brien

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead