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Trust is for lovers. In politics there are only converging interests. — Jalal Talabani
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here. — Frank Yankovic
I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer. — Mitch Hedberg
Mistakes can be corrected by those who pay attention to facts but dogmatism will not be corrected by those who are wedded to a vision. — Thomas Sowell
Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro
There are people who are so full of common sense that they haven't the slightest cranny left for their own sense. — Miguel De Unamuno
I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine
I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. — Simon Cowell
Over hill and under hill — J.R.R. Tolkien
The only reason I would write a sequel is if I were struck by an idea that I felt to be equal to the original. Too many sequels diminish the original. — Dean Koontz
This flesh in which we live is nothing more than a cocoon, and only when we step out of it do we truly begin to live. — Nancy Stephan

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