Funny Alarm Quotes
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Funny Alarm Quotes & Sayings
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In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
— Frank Yankovic
I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
— Mitch Hedberg
Mistakes can be corrected by those who pay attention to facts but dogmatism will not be corrected by those who are wedded to a vision.
— Thomas Sowell
There are people who are so full of common sense that they haven't the slightest cranny left for their own sense.
— Miguel De Unamuno
I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand.
— Simon Cowell
Over hill and under hill
— J.R.R. Tolkien