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Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. — Paul Dickson

The four pieces of rope tied to the brass frame, coated with blood. Her blood. — Kaylea Cross

And now, you till come, — Robert Hugh Benson

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns. — Kelli Giddish

Success is not determined by the amount of accomplishments, but by the road traveled & how you handled the recovery of each failed attempt. — Behdad Sami

A doctrinaire is a fool but an honest man. — Lord Melbourne

I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it! — Izabel Goulart

Scientists who play by someone else's rules don't have much chance of making discoveries. — Jack Horner

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it. — Kristen Schaal

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams. — Rita Rudner

Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either. — Clifton Fadiman

And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper

Read and find out. — Robert Jordan

We can't hear the balance yet because the soloist is still on the airplane. — Eugene Ormandy

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

When the Devil gets bored he tells stories to his bats and these bats fly to us and give us these stories as nightmares. — Philip Ridley

They heard a lullaby every time a part of her died in Silence. — Akshay Vasu

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it. — Rodney Dangerfield