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I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest. — Kurt Vonnegut

When flying dreams hit the soil of reality, all that remains are the imprints of experience. — Soar

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"Music! — Johnny Depp

The most important thing is to find collective solutions in diplomacy and I think that is possible,. — Vladimir Putin

I would like to work with anyone in the business who wants to give respect back to the Jamaican vibe. — Sean Paul