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Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life. — Marcus Aurelius
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright
Time is a gift. Something to be treasured and never taken for granted. — Lauren Hammond
Refuse to be average. — Aiden Wilson Tozer
People are different. Move on already... — Athina D.
No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's. — Moses
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld
Dimitri should have been here with me. That's how it was supposed to have been. — Richelle Mead
For I am you and you are I. — Aldous Huxley
You never know what the future holds or where my life will take me. — Kim Kardashian
America is new to instrumental dance tracks on the radio, we were all so surprised "Animals" did so well on the radio. — Martin Garrix
I have a tough time judging myself. — Joan Jett
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson
Materialism may do what a foreign invader could never hope to achieve - materialism robs a nation of its spiritual strength. — Billy Graham
Maybe, just maybe, the perfection of the world was found in the imperfection. — Peter Monn
To me, no one has fully cracked the code on social recruiting yet. — Eric Lefkofsky

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