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Funny Airline Quotes By Marcus Aurelius: Remember that very little is needed to make

Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life. — Marcus Aurelius

Funny Airline Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to be an airline pilot. I

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

Funny Airline Quotes By Lauren Hammond: Time is a gift. Something to be treasured

Time is a gift. Something to be treasured and never taken for granted. — Lauren Hammond

Funny Airline Quotes By Aiden Wilson Tozer: Refuse to be average.

Refuse to be average. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Funny Airline Quotes By Athina D.: People are different. Move on already...

People are different. Move on already... — Athina D.

Funny Airline Quotes By Moses: No lusting after your neighbor's house - or

No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's. — Moses

Funny Airline Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Airline hostesses show you how to use a

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld

Funny Airline Quotes By Richelle Mead: Dimitri should have been here with me. That's

Dimitri should have been here with me. That's how it was supposed to have been. — Richelle Mead

Funny Airline Quotes By Aldous Huxley: For I am you and you are I.

For I am you and you are I. — Aldous Huxley

Funny Airline Quotes By Kim Kardashian: You never know what the future holds or

You never know what the future holds or where my life will take me. — Kim Kardashian

Funny Airline Quotes By Martin Garrix: America is new to instrumental dance tracks on

America is new to instrumental dance tracks on the radio, we were all so surprised "Animals" did so well on the radio. — Martin Garrix

Funny Airline Quotes By Joan Jett: I have a tough time judging myself.

I have a tough time judging myself. — Joan Jett

Funny Airline Quotes By Les Dawson: I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it. — Les Dawson

Funny Airline Quotes By Billy Graham: Materialism may do what a foreign invader could

Materialism may do what a foreign invader could never hope to achieve - materialism robs a nation of its spiritual strength. — Billy Graham

Funny Airline Quotes By Peter Monn: Maybe, just maybe, the perfection of the world

Maybe, just maybe, the perfection of the world was found in the imperfection. — Peter Monn

Funny Airline Quotes By Eric Lefkofsky: To me, no one has fully cracked the

To me, no one has fully cracked the code on social recruiting yet. — Eric Lefkofsky