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Funny Afraid Quotes By CM Punk: Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud! — CM Punk

Funny Afraid Quotes By Sarah Silverman: I'll tell you why we make fun of

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. — Sarah Silverman

Funny Afraid Quotes By Taylor Caldwell: I was never afraid of anything in the

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. — Taylor Caldwell

Funny Afraid Quotes By Seann William Scott: I'm never afraid to try something if I

I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. — Seann William Scott

Funny Afraid Quotes By Woody Allen: I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light. — Woody Allen

Funny Afraid Quotes By Deyth Banger: Yup..., I just understood it. Once, twice okay

Yup..., I just understood it. Once, twice okay let's make a dice with a tripple in the vice... — Deyth Banger

Funny Afraid Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Well, I'm not afraid to say something if

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. — Sarah Silverman

Funny Afraid Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Afraid Quotes By Scott Adams: Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. — Scott Adams

Funny Afraid Quotes By Bette Davis: Brought up to respect the conventions, love had

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. — Bette Davis

Funny Afraid Quotes By Judith Merkle Riley: How funny we are, I thought, the way

How funny we are, I thought, the way we dance about each other, each afraid of being hurt by the other. — Judith Merkle Riley

Funny Afraid Quotes By Charles Bukowski: They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid

They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. — Charles Bukowski

Funny Afraid Quotes By Bob Hope: Not that they were that anxious to see

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting. — Bob Hope

Funny Afraid Quotes By Mark Helprin: To be paid for one's joy is to

To be paid for one's joy is to steal. — Mark Helprin

Funny Afraid Quotes By Anne Gracie: What the dev - er, deuce did you

What the dev - er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!"
"Good," said the angel. "I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough. — Anne Gracie

Funny Afraid Quotes By Henny Youngman: A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you

A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him. — Henny Youngman

Funny Afraid Quotes By Doug Stanhope: My first open mic, I drank a full

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? — Doug Stanhope

Funny Afraid Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: I did something brave, then. Or stupid. Sometimes

I did something brave, then. Or stupid. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. — Michelle Hodkin

Funny Afraid Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: Brookfield High School. How may I direct your

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty

Funny Afraid Quotes By Idries Shah: The sight of God in woman is the

The sight of God in woman is the most perfect of all. Ibn Arabi. — Idries Shah

Funny Afraid Quotes By Obert Skye: impossible is not a word

impossible is not a word — Obert Skye

Funny Afraid Quotes By Jen Turano: Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions

Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano

Funny Afraid Quotes By Gordon B. Hinckley: As you walk the road of life, be

As you walk the road of life, be careful of your friends. They can make you or break you. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Funny Afraid Quotes By Tara Sivec: I roofied you because I wanted you naked

I roofied you because I wanted you naked ... and afraid, Tyler says again in a sinister voice — Tara Sivec

Funny Afraid Quotes By Jonathan Ashworth: I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that. — Jonathan Ashworth

Funny Afraid Quotes By Toba Beta: I can hear you preach about freedom, yet

I can hear you preach about freedom,
yet your motive that makes me listened. — Toba Beta

Funny Afraid Quotes By Anton Chekhov: He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and

He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist. — Anton Chekhov

Funny Afraid Quotes By Amelia Hutchins: Funny how growing up can change your opinion

Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills. — Amelia Hutchins