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A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You've been unable to adjust to the idea of war.'
'Yes, sir.'
'You have a morbid aversion to dying. — Joseph Heller
'Yes, sir.'
'You have a morbid aversion to dying. — Joseph Heller
It's hard to concentrate on answers with you looking like that.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
Hey, do you know why Adele crossed the road?"
"Nope."
"To say hello from the other side. — Jana Aston
"Nope."
"To say hello from the other side. — Jana Aston
People see me high-fivin' and smiling on the court, and they don't think that's me. But it is. I just want to go out and be myself.
— Magic Johnson
It's my motto for life. 'Walk slowly; drink lots of water.
— Haruki Murakami
Soaked in pain
my suits remain standing
when I take them off -
hollow men beside the closet,
a museum of days. — Chad Sweeney
my suits remain standing
when I take them off -
hollow men beside the closet,
a museum of days. — Chad Sweeney
You've punctured my solitude, I told you.
— Maggie Nelson
To those who have exhausted politics, nothing remains but abstract thought.
— Honore De Balzac
Shame is the shadow of love.
— PJ Harvey