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The universe isn't going to be conquered by legions of geriatrics. No offense. — John Scalzi

If you think is was an accident, applaud. — Geraldo Rivera

I make soul music for hip-hop heads. It's music I'd want to sample if I were a rapper. — Mayer Hawthorne

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat

The books I would like to print are the books I love to read and keep. — William Morris

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'. — Greg Proops

No friendship is so cordial or so delicious as that of girl for girl; no hatred so intense and immovable as that of woman for woman. — Walter Savage Landor

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident. — Adam Young

Then I look over at Corey, who is watching me with a tenderness that makes me want to crawl inside his heart, pitch a tent, and set up camp forever. — Colleen Clayton

Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more. — Richelle Mead

I needed to grow up and do things all adults do. It was time to stop having everything spoon fed to me. It was about being independent. — Paula Creamer

Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident. — Christopher Paolini

No reporter worth his buttons will let the facts intrude on a good story. — Barbara Kingsolver

I've not chosen to learn to read print. I can read simple words but it's so tedious. — Mike May

Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped. — Christopher Moore

One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg

Just like any business is a living, breathing thing, an entrepreneur has to be able to adapt over time. — Robert Herjavec

Culturally, the First World War is the war that stands in for other wars. — Pat Barker

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. — Billy Connolly

And said the Guide, 'One am I who descends
Down with this living man from cliff to cliff,
And I intend to show Hell unto him. — Dante Alighieri

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros. — Jimmy Carr

The whole fun of living is trying to make something better. — Charles Kettering

Gossip ... is only fiction produced by non-professionals. — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident. — Jimmy Carr

Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident. — Chuck Palahniuk

Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes ... — L.J.Smith