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Funny Absurd Quotes By Isobelle Carmody: Maruman does not loll.

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: Treat me like a king and I'll treat

Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen ... Treat me like a queen and off with your head — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: Come Hell or High Water usually depends on

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Danny DeVito: I don't know. I think it's funny! I

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito

Funny Absurd Quotes By Amy Summers: A brick and a blanket together create a

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That's it. That's all I got. — Amy Summers

Funny Absurd Quotes By Ray Stevenson: Life itself is pretty funny when you realize

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. — Ray Stevenson

Funny Absurd Quotes By Adam West: When I was a kid, I read comics.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this." — Adam West

Funny Absurd Quotes By Nicole McKay: You can sit on a brick, and milk

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. — Nicole McKay

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: it can't be wrong, if it feels so

it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: You always miss 100% of the shots you

You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: Loving someone is sticking a pin through a

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Auliq Ice: Hatred is just a funny and absurd rhyme

Hatred is just a funny and absurd rhyme with no tune. — Auliq Ice

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: Women need a reason to have sex, while

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: There's a fine line between stuff, and if

There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu: When you see things upside down, the ego

When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Funny Absurd Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a

Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle - and mine just got stolen. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: If you don't fall down now and again,

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By George Saunders: Mr. A calls me into his office and

Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. — George Saunders

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: I like gross generalizations ... I also like

I like gross generalizations ... I also like disgusting specifics! — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: There's always someone we'd love to kill, the

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: If bliss are a type of potato, then

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: Some people drip wax on themselves like a

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: If a picture paints a thousand words, then

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels ... — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: If you see the light at the end

If you see the light at the end
of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love full on, like 65 mph in

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: If you know how to open doors with

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I unwrapped my love for her like one

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: It's not hard to fail ... it's hard

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Josh Stern: When you're out in the wilderness and get

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Funny Absurd Quotes By Nicole McKay: A blanket could be used as a lovely

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug! — Nicole McKay

Funny Absurd Quotes By Dora J. Arod: My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod

Funny Absurd Quotes By William Cosmo Monkhouse: There once was an old man of Lyme

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

Funny Absurd Quotes By Hk: I wish happiness was some edible food easily

I wish happiness was some edible food easily available in stores... Oh wait, it is. — Hk

Funny Absurd Quotes By Ian Strang: The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang