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The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.
— Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
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— Terry Brooks
A pool of melancholy blooms in my chest and rushes into my body like deep-blue blood.
— Ben H. Winters
Life's great moments evolve from simples acts of cooperation with God's mysterious promptings.
— Bill Hybels
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.
— Mitch Hedberg
You taste like sin - the best kind imaginable.
— Emily Snow