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Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces. — Michael Pinball Clemons

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. — Jerry Coleman

There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. — Jerry Coleman

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes. — Lucille Ball

Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night. — Santosh Kalwar

You see much more of your children once they leave home. — Lucille Ball

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. — Lucille Ball

Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court. — Lois Greiman

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. — Elizabeth Eulberg

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

Jeff's attention is swiveling between the two of them like he's watching a game of tennis being played with a kitten's head instead of a ball. — Kate Sherwood

On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball. — Magic Johnson

Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees. — Tom Trebelhorn

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour. — Brian Regan

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

If you want to say, Lucia, there is no inside of the park benches, I won't argue with you. But, then you have to say where the pigeons come from. — Jesse Ball

I'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe! — Brad Goreski

The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit. — Rogers Hornsby

In order for this team to win the game, the quarterback has to throw the ball. — John Madden

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball? — Norman Chad

Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. — David Acfield

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny. — Lucille Ball

Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done. — Jerry Coleman

Trying to make her angry is like trying to find a corner on a bowling ball. — Craig McLay

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? — Woody Allen

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway. — Jerry Coleman

Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico. — Harry Caray

I bowl so slowly that if I don't like a ball I can run after it and bring it back — James M. Barrie

I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it. — Melyssa Winchester