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College was for people who didn't know they were smart. — Stephen King

The gospel creates the church, which spreads the gospel, which creates more churches, which in turn spread the gospel further ad infinitum. — John Stott

For me, speed isn't anything I ever practiced. It's all in the genes. Plus, my mom gave me a lot of vitamins when I was small. — Tony Parker

Your attitude towards problems, difficulties, and adversities is the most important factor in overcoming them. — Napoleon Hill

The stories books tell transcend those of the characters inked upon their pages. A book discloses far more about the person who reads it. — Kelseyleigh Reber

A smile is like an instant facelift and an instant mood lift. — Christie Brinkley

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here. — Jim Butcher

I held up my Gray's Anatomy by way of answering. She huffed. Why don't you just watch the TV show instead of reading that big fat book? — Brenna Aubrey

Humans time and again demonstrated they were capable of perpetrating crimes as vile and gruesome as any vampire. — Rebeka Harrington

For God, nothing is impossible. And, if he wanted, in the future women would give birth from their ears. — Francois Rabelais

I should get points for not saying every dumb thing that pops in my head. — Susan Bischoff

Drink up. I get more enjoyable the higher your blood alcohol content gets. — S.A. McAuley

When you have premium brands, you have to have the right balance of communicating all of your values. — Roustam Tariko

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use. — Gustave Flaubert

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand. — Courtney Love