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Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Suze Orman: Late payments also hurt your FICO score. And

Late payments also hurt your FICO score. And never, ever take out a cash advance on your credit card. — Suze Orman

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Laura Kipnis: [T]he hidden linguistic universe of companianate couples ...

[T]he hidden linguistic universe of companianate couples ... rests entirely on one generative phrase: 'Would you please stop doing that. — Laura Kipnis

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Jess in a Speedo.Just kidding. That was too

Jess in a Speedo.
Just kidding. That was too bold a look even for him. Maybe a ...
Naked. Yeah, naked. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By David Gerrold: True genius can be identified by the fact

True genius can be identified by the fact that its expression changes the world into something it has never been before. — David Gerrold

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Scott Berkun: Experiment is the expected failure to deliberately learn

Experiment is the expected failure to deliberately learn something. — Scott Berkun

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Antal Szerb: We carry within ourselves the direction our lives

We carry within ourselves the direction our lives will take. Within ourselves burn the timeless, fateful stars. — Antal Szerb

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Lee De Forest: While theoretically and technically television may be feasible,

While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially it is an impossibility. — Lee De Forest

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Pierre Loti: It seems to me that it will be

It seems to me that it will be very wearisome to be a man. — Pierre Loti

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Lauren Groff: Something hot in her began to cool and,

Something hot in her began to cool and, in cooling, began to anneal. — Lauren Groff

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Will Rogers: Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. — Will Rogers

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Sarah Hall: I was a terrible painter - my portraits

I was a terrible painter - my portraits looked like the evil chimera love-children of Picasso's demoiselles and the BBC test card clown. — Sarah Hall

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Shane Claiborne: The more recent effort to encourage everyone to

The more recent effort to encourage everyone to pray in common involves so many people. — Shane Claiborne

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Karl Kraus: There are writers who can express in as

There are writers who can express in as little as twenty pages what I occasionally need as many as two for. — Karl Kraus

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Bill Gaede: Man steps on an ant when he can't

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly. — Bill Gaede

Funny 14 Feb Quotes By Gemma Halliday: She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched

She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie. — Gemma Halliday