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Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I want to encourage people to make healthy life choices, whether it's training for a half-marathon, or eating more vegetables.
— Kina Grannis
Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-hah-hah!
- The Count Sesame Street — Richard Bachman
- The Count Sesame Street — Richard Bachman
There is no such thing as a hopeless situation. Every single circumstances of your life can change!
— Rhonda Byrne
He does everything a Marshal does but twice as hard, twice as dirty, and without the soft and cushioning arms of the government to wipe his tears. The
— Catherynne M Valente
I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.
— Philippe Falardeau
God turns toward the very places from which humans turn away ...
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer