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Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Charles Bent: Intercessory prayer might be defined as loving our

Intercessory prayer might be defined as loving our neighbour on our knees. — Charles Bent

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Karl Kesel: Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara GordonYou

Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more

I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Kina Grannis: I want to encourage people to make healthy

I want to encourage people to make healthy life choices, whether it's training for a half-marathon, or eating more vegetables. — Kina Grannis

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Nicole Krauss: I know there is a moral to this

I know there is a moral to this story, but I don't know what it is. — Nicole Krauss

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Richard Bachman: Do you know why they call me the

Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-hah-hah!
- The Count Sesame Street — Richard Bachman

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Rhonda Byrne: There is no such thing as a hopeless

There is no such thing as a hopeless situation. Every single circumstances of your life can change! — Rhonda Byrne

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Seth Czerepak: My dog hasn't said a word all day,

My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind — Seth Czerepak

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Jodi Picoult: I realize how quickly lies compound. They cover

I realize how quickly lies compound. They cover like a coat of paint, one on top of the other, until you cannot remember what color you started with. — Jodi Picoult

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Catherynne M Valente: He does everything a Marshal does but twice

He does everything a Marshal does but twice as hard, twice as dirty, and without the soft and cushioning arms of the government to wipe his tears. The — Catherynne M Valente

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Philippe Falardeau: I'm not too keen on jokes that are

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. — Philippe Falardeau

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Dietrich Bonhoeffer: God turns toward the very places from which

God turns toward the very places from which humans turn away ... — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Funny 1 Liners Quotes By Unknown: I don't fear what hides in the darkness.

I don't fear what hides in the darkness. I fear what hides in the light. — Unknown