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Fortune converts everything to the advantage of her favorites.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
It is possible to be happy without having perfect health ... Thank goodness my happiness doesn't come from my joints, but from my heart.
— Beverly LaHaye
All right," said Spiff. "Now this is what I say, anyone who thinks they've got a better plan can say so afterwards.
— Michael De Larrabeiti
Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want.
— Douglas Coupland
President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
— David Letterman
Inequality is the cause of all local movements.
— Leonardo Da Vinci
The highest reward that God gives us for good work is the ability to do better work.
— Elbert Hubbard
Anyone who never met a man he didn't like just isn't trying hard enough.
— Michael Zadoorian
Shadow is the diminution alike of light and of darkness, and stands between darkness and light.
— Leonardo Da Vinci
I can't tell you what I had for breakfast, but I can sing every single word of rock and roll.
— Patty Duke
If you do not choose the kingdom of God, it does not matter what you choose instead.
— Gordon B. Hinckley