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Funniest Short Quotes By Nely Cab: Slowly, he leaned toward my face."My name is

Slowly, he leaned toward my face.
"My name is David, and I am real."
I blinked, recognizing the voice at once.
"I win," he grinned. — Nely Cab

Funniest Short Quotes By Gertrude Himmelfarb: Absolute liberty ... tends to corrupt absolutely.

Absolute liberty ... tends to corrupt absolutely. — Gertrude Himmelfarb

Funniest Short Quotes By Jean Dujardin: I want to work with a director who

I want to work with a director who becomes my brother, my father, for two months. You give yourself over to that person. — Jean Dujardin

Funniest Short Quotes By Catherine Hardwicke: There are 2,000 young-adult novels published a year,

There are 2,000 young-adult novels published a year, and hardly any of them ever break out. — Catherine Hardwicke

Funniest Short Quotes By Jennifer Megan Varnadore: Everyone runs away from something, but who are

Everyone runs away from something, but who are you running to? Who are you running with? Why are you running for? Why run at all? — Jennifer Megan Varnadore

Funniest Short Quotes By Max Anders: The Lord longs to exalt His people as

The Lord longs to exalt His people as trophies of His work in them. — Max Anders

Funniest Short Quotes By Harmon Sloan: It takes sweat to water the money tree.

It takes sweat to water the money tree. Don't pick the fruit from your neighbor's tree. — Harmon Sloan

Funniest Short Quotes By Jessica Clare: Goodness gracious, no," Angie said, horrified. "Is that

Goodness gracious, no," Angie said, horrified. "Is that four inches? Girl, you're going to tower over him as it is. No need emphasizing the flaws. — Jessica Clare

Funniest Short Quotes By Colm Toibin: I have to write a first draft with

I have to write a first draft with a fountain pen before I type it up as a second. — Colm Toibin

Funniest Short Quotes By Bernard Rudofsky: I believe that sensory pleasure should take precedence

I believe that sensory pleasure should take precedence over intellectual pleasure in art and architecture. — Bernard Rudofsky

Funniest Short Quotes By John Travolta: After nine or 10 years of being interviewed,

After nine or 10 years of being interviewed, you start wanting to team up with the reporter and get the job done. — John Travolta

Funniest Short Quotes By Honore De Balzac: Evasion is unworthy of us, and is always

Evasion is unworthy of us, and is always the intimate of equivocation. — Honore De Balzac