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YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM... KNO W WHEN TO FOLD 'EM — Alex Cohen

In fact, no one seemed to care about what happened to him in the least, — R.J. Palacio

My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world and the boy who never laughs. — Rainbow Rowell

Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life's great optimists aren't necessarily the funniest people. — Colin Firth

A lot of my songs deal with spirituality and God, and I guess if you're in tune with that, you'll read into it. — Lenny Kravitz

Follow your dreams and use your natural-born talents and skills to make this a better world for tomorrow. — Paul Watson

No civilization, including Plato's, has ever been destroyed because its citizens learned too much. — Robert McKee

My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn't imagine my life without her. — Donna Air

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane. — Drew Carey

Life conspires to plant us in the funniest of gardens where the trees need an especial form of tending — Sarah Hall

Whether or not what you do has the effect you want, it will have three at least you never expected, and one of those usually unpleasant. — Robert Jordan

The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it. — Daniel Marques

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know. — Jonah Hill

Some of the funniest moments I've ever experienced have been in the midst of tragic situations in my life. — Sarah Polley

The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two funniest guys I've ever met in my life. — Ted Demme

I'll be dead by the time I'm forty. — Rod Stewart

On an independent film, you really learn about pace. You have so little time to do things, that you really have to know your scenes. — Juno Temple

Feeling so gay, feeling so gay. — David Bowie

In every religion there is an element of the supernatural, varying with the influence of pure reason over its devotees. — Charles Eastman

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time. — Gina Barreca

Kat, say something insulting. Come on. — Jennifer L. Armentrout