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Funniest Cheating Quotes By Ken Dodd: I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. — Ken Dodd

Funniest Cheating Quotes By Kinky Friedman: When I'm governor ... I'll be the first

When I'm governor ... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. — Kinky Friedman

Funniest Cheating Quotes By Jean Cocteau: Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. — Jean Cocteau

Funniest Cheating Quotes By William Floyd: The Bible has done more harm than any

The Bible has done more harm than any other book in the world. — William Floyd

Funniest Cheating Quotes By David Guetta: What most people want, I guess? I want

What most people want, I guess? I want the individual to know that if we unite, we are not powerless. — David Guetta

Funniest Cheating Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Maybe you know why a child can reject

Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each. — Erma Bombeck

Funniest Cheating Quotes By Anonymous: For he that will say and nothing doIs

For he that will say and nothing do
Is not worthy with good company to go. — Anonymous

Funniest Cheating Quotes By George Carman: Cancer is a disease where the patient can

Cancer is a disease where the patient can contribute a great deal of help himself if he or she can retain their morale and their hopes. — George Carman

Funniest Cheating Quotes By Morgan Freeman: Acting means living, it's all I do and

Acting means living, it's all I do and all I'm good at. If I weren't getting paid well, I would still be acting in a small troupe somewhere. — Morgan Freeman

Funniest Cheating Quotes By L. H. Cosway: He had a great laugh, a sexy laugh.

He had a great laugh, a sexy laugh. My laugh was the mating call of the Yeti. — L. H. Cosway

Funniest Cheating Quotes By Douglas Adams: This fact may safely be made the subject

This fact may safely be made the subject of suspense since it is of no significance whatsoever. — Douglas Adams

Funniest Cheating Quotes By George Orwell: this "gawky, stammering adventurer.

this "gawky, stammering adventurer. — George Orwell