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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.
— Lil' Wayne
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
— Cecily Strong
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
— Justin Halpern
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
— Oscar Gamble
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
— Ambrose Bierce
We Germans should know that we're good at constructing cars, and we have a lot of good qualities. But we're not the funniest.
— Daniel Bruhl
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world and the boy who never laughs.
— Rainbow Rowell
It feels like when I write, it's intuitive. This is true of Frances, and it's true of this [The Funniest Movie Of The Summer].
— Greta Gerwig
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences.
— Quentin Tarantino
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.
— Catherine Robertson
Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me.
— Kaitlin Olson
I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. I
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The funniest people are the saddest ones
— Confucius
One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine!
— Lance Burton
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.
— Cristin Milioti
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.
— Miranda Hart
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
— Darrell Hammond
Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it.
— Cory Doctorow
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
— George Carlin
My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop.
— Rafe Spall
Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.
— Drew Carey
Life conspires to plant us in the funniest of gardens where the trees need an especial form of tending
— Sarah Hall
It's sad being the funniest person you know.
— Grea Alexander
The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it.
— Daniel Marques
Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.
— Shanola Hampton
Ty Burrell could be one of the funniest people on the planet. I'd love to meet him.
— Brooke Elliott
Some of the funniest moments I've ever experienced have been in the midst of tragic situations in my life.
— Sarah Polley
This impeccably researched study of the classic black insult game may be the funniest work of serious scholarship ever published.
— Terry Teachout
I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.
— Julie Walters
Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.
— Christian Kane
The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld
I've killed some of the funniest fuckers I've ever met.
— Karina Halle
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
— W.C. Fields
Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
— Adam McKay
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
— Mel Brooks
What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do?
— Vincent Staniforth
Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it.
— Bryce Dallas Howard
I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever.
— Ed Helms
We talkin' about practice?
— Allen Iverson
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
— Chevy Chase
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made.
— Akiva Schaffer
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.
— Douglas Coupland
My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.
— Russell Peters
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.
— David Alan Grier
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
— Paul Neilan
When I was 3, my mom sent in a video of me singing George Strait to 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'
— Austin Mahone
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.
— Ronnie Barker
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My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
— Kevin Hart
I am so proud that 'Up' is Pixar's 10th film. I think it's the funniest film that we've ever made and also one of the most beautiful.
— John Lasseter
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
— Neel Burton
The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues.
— George Clooney
Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple years.
— Bruce Greenwood
That's the funniest thing of all about attraction. It can be so torturous, but you can look forward to it so much. It's an exquisite kind of torment.
— Lauren Blakely
What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.
— Patti Stanger
Cancer is funniest when discussed over breakfast.
— Amelia Gray
The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest.
— Dixie Carter
Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.
— Gina Barreca
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.
— George Carlin
Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
