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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke. — Lil' Wayne

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? — Cecily Strong

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read. — Justin Halpern

George Hamilton is one of the funniest men I have ever known. — Britt Ekland

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made. — Adam McKay

They don't think it be like it is, but it do. — Oscar Gamble

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. — Tig Notaro

Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich. — Ambrose Bierce

We Germans should know that we're good at constructing cars, and we have a lot of good qualities. But we're not the funniest. — Daniel Bruhl

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. — Sarah Jessica Parker

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw

My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world and the boy who never laughs. — Rainbow Rowell

It feels like when I write, it's intuitive. This is true of Frances, and it's true of this [The Funniest Movie Of The Summer]. — Greta Gerwig

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences. — Quentin Tarantino

What I try to do is always get the newest, funniest people in anything. — Allison Jones

Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks. — Carl Reiner

Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life's great optimists aren't necessarily the funniest people. — Colin Firth

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Alan Zweibel is the funniest writer in the world. He might be even funnier when he's naked, but I'm afraid to find out. — Dave Barry

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever. — Catherine Robertson

Sometimes, I find that just the simplest, cleanest things that are intelligently performed are funniest to me. — Kaitlin Olson

I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. I — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

The funniest people are the saddest ones — Confucius

One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine! — Lance Burton

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her. — Cristin Milioti

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. — Miranda Hart

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond

Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it. — Cory Doctorow

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste. — George Carlin

Johnston's books are beautifully written and among the funniest I have ever read. — Annie Dillard

I had seen 'Avenue Q' off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it was the smartest, funniest thing I'd seen in a long time. — Rob McClure

This is the funniest book I've ever held in my hands.
Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical — Dave Barry

My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop. — Rafe Spall

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane. — Drew Carey

Life conspires to plant us in the funniest of gardens where the trees need an especial form of tending — Sarah Hall

It's sad being the funniest person you know. — Grea Alexander

The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it. — Daniel Marques

Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times. — Shanola Hampton

I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family. — Dave Attell

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know. — Jonah Hill

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive. — Tracy Morgan

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family. — Seth Meyers

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles. — Garrison Keillor

Ty Burrell could be one of the funniest people on the planet. I'd love to meet him. — Brooke Elliott

Some of the funniest moments I've ever experienced have been in the midst of tragic situations in my life. — Sarah Polley

Some of my funniest thoughts come to me while I'm taking a shower. — Justin Hires

This impeccably researched study of the classic black insult game may be the funniest work of serious scholarship ever published. — Terry Teachout

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room. — Del Close

I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. — Julie Walters

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen. — Christian Kane

The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.
-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld

I've killed some of the funniest fuckers I've ever met. — Karina Halle

My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off! — Corbin Bleu

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it. — W.C. Fields

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. — Mel Brooks

Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women. — Rachel Bloom

What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do? — Vincent Staniforth

Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it. — Bryce Dallas Howard

I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever. — Ed Helms

We talkin' about practice? — Allen Iverson

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase

Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W.C. Fields

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer

Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made. — Akiva Schaffer

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph

Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is. — Douglas Coupland

I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff. — Bill Maher

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. — Muhammad Ali

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. — Russell Peters

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke

Conversations between friends are the craziest and funniest of all. — Mohith Agadi

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. — David Alan Grier

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan

The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. — Kurt Vonnegut

When I was 3, my mom sent in a video of me singing George Strait to 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' — Austin Mahone

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. — Ronnie Barker

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

[On the ERA Equality March:] It's the funniest thing. I don't feel there's any discrimination. I know my husband feels that way. — Pat Nixon

My kids are the funniest two human beings there are. — Kevin Hart

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of. — Maya Angelou

I am so proud that 'Up' is Pixar's 10th film. I think it's the funniest film that we've ever made and also one of the most beautiful. — John Lasseter

Of all funny things, truth is the funniest. — Neel Burton

The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues. — George Clooney

Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple years. — Bruce Greenwood

That's the funniest thing of all about attraction. It can be so torturous, but you can look forward to it so much. It's an exquisite kind of torment. — Lauren Blakely

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men. — Patti Stanger

Cancer is funniest when discussed over breakfast. — Amelia Gray

The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest. — Dixie Carter

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice ... — Chetan Bhagat

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time. — Gina Barreca

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor. — Ashleigh Brilliant

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two funniest guys I've ever met in my life. — Ted Demme

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. — George Carlin

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest. — Meg Cabot